You have the body of a woman and the mind of a sexually stunted newt!

- jodiethejippo

The best line ever written. And said perfectly. If only it wasn’t true..

:O

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

- tumblrbot

Making every person who came through my front door drink an imaginary cup of coffee….Or tea. Whatever floats your boat.

:O Need a new pipe

:O Need a new pipe

the-american-wolf:

Who’s that pokemon?!

I LOL’d

the-american-wolf:

Who’s that pokemon?!

I LOL’d

I suddenly want sorbet

I suddenly want sorbet

uorsf:

evil dead

uorsf:

evil dead